The truth is I am naturally blonde anyway. Everyone thinks I’m a redhead but that’s just dyed. I’m actually enjoying being a blonde again. It’s been a while.
A Summary of Marvel Movies
and then there’s The Amazing Spider-Man 2
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
Actresses + suits
LADIES IN SUITS THOUGH
clint slips from a rooftop while firing an arrow, hits three balconies on his way down and end up butt first on an old and wet mattress that was going for the trash
parkour, says kate on their intercom
me cause football right around the corner
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
we takin’ over